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  • bagmilk:

    presenting in class like

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    (Source: heteroh, via fake-mermaid)

  • Does anyone else lie in bed at 2:30am filled with the crippling fear that they’re never going to accomplish anything in life and fail miserably or is that just me

    (via seanp0donnell)

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  • coluring:

    i accept high fives only on my ass

    (Source: tipslip, via sorry)

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  • embarrassmental:

    narcotic:

    what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

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    (via frosted)

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  • cassieblack:

    arineat:

    sigmarikz:

    certaflyably:

    thirstingaintdead:

    Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

    1. "Make me",
    2. "oh really",
    3. "is that so"

    "prove it"

    "What’s in it for me?"

    "Wanna bet?"

    "Scared, Potter?"

    (via sorry)

  • salmonidblue:

    "What’s your favorite album?"image

    (Source: salmonpynk, via sorry)

  • abomasnow:

    girls are amazing i just watched my friend change 8 times before picking an outfit you girls are so dedicated to looking good i can’t believe there are men out there sitting in their cum stained sweatpants trying to tell you what you’re allowed to wear

    (via sorry)

  • saevitas:

    be an atheist, be a christian, be buddhist, be straight, be gay, be cisgender, be transgender, be non-binary, be carnivore, be vegan, be whatever the hell you want to be but don’t be an asshole is this so hard to understand

    (via sorry)

  • "I loved you more than you deserved, fucker."
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